You are completely mistaken. The unemployment rate in Poland is lower than in the Ireland. According to Eurostat, the unemployment rate in Poland was 6.5% (and steadily declining), whereas it was 6.6% in Ireland (with an opposite trend). See http://epp.eurostat.ec.europa.eu/pls/portal/docs/PAGE/PGP_PRD_CAT_PREREL/PGE_CAT_PREREL_YEAR_2008/PGE_CAT_PREREL_YEAR_2008_MONTH_10/3-31102008-EN-BP.PDF

"Excellent, some piece of technology that can magically make my problem go away without me expending any effort to try and actually solve it."

That's how we ended up with all these fucking computers in the first place.

KFG