Does Android kill the app after around a minute in the background? You can try "whitelisting" the app so Android doesn't consider it for battery optimization.
adb shell dumpsys deviceidle whitelist +com.package.name.of.app

Will I be able to play "Where's George" with bitcoin?

(Haven't scanned the whole comment tree, so this may be redundant) There are museums within the facility, and even the weirdest aquarium you'll ever find, so it's definitely a blend of both. There's collections of door locks and hinges, columns and arches, blown glass, and more eclectic stuff that I can't remember at the moment.

I hope you had enough LEGO bricks to make a "brick and mortar" Wumpus maze!

I can imagine the happiness you felt, but I'm left wondering how you used this combo of KIM-1 and LEGO motors. What did you build?

and discovered dozens of entries from all over the globe probing my box to see if it was an insecure IIS server

Did you file a complaint with eBay? I've had two bad experiences (less than $15 in each case) with sellers in the past and, after trying to work it out with them personally, I ended up filing complaints with eBay in both cases and soon thereafter (within 2-3 weeks) I either recieved the item or was refunded my money by the seller. eBay was very prompt in replying to my e-mails, but you really need to have your ducks in a row (copies of all prior e-mails, scans of physical correspondence, receipts, credit card bills, etc.) to make the dispute resolution go smoothly.

The Robot was a break dance?

Anyway, I'd nominate Bender. Do they accept cartoons?