Comment Experiment Management Software (Score 1) 122
Stop! Don't re-invent that wheel! The work - has already been done...
The system you desire was developed at U C Berkeley nearly ten years ago and has been in production at places like JPL and the Langley Research Center since 1997.
This software contains all the features you desire and a lot more, including a fully distributed processing system, a collaborative distribution system, archive hooks and even has robust security features. And, conveniently, it doesn't contain any of the features you said you don't want!
See http://ScienceTools.com/ (or send me an email) for more information.
Regards,
Richard