And that's why America's in the shit that it's in.

This is the most idiotic rant I've read in a LONG time. Please, go to the CEO and tell him how you feel about the title. Let us know how long it takes him/her to boot your ass out the door.

Obviously, you don't understand. You're a lowly taxpayer, just shut your fucking mouth and pay. The corporate overlords need your money more than you do.