Well since when does buying a ticket require a non-disclosure agreement. Maybe it does, I haven't read the fine print lately. Still, heavy handed behaviour! Does Putin own a piece of Southwest?

I'm sure this idea will be soundly "ripped", but you probably have Microsoft Access installed. I have long "eschewed" Access myself for personal reasons, having bought the bloated version 1.0 of the product. However, I know that thousands of people have created really useful programs in Access, so much so that they are later ported to Enterprise environments like J2EE with Oracle backends to replace the Access database. In the kind of constrained environment you're in, you could do worse than get started in the Access environment.