robbyland - Slashdot User

Subject	Datestamp	Score
Start-Up Charity	*Wednesday July 12, 2000 @08:25AM	1
attached to Where Can I Find Computer Related Charity Work?
Dell sold their souls ...	*Wednesday June 28, 2000 @01:21PM	1
attached to Crusoe vs Dell and Compaq
Nice timing	*Thursday June 15, 2000 @09:48AM	1
attached to AOL To Open AIM Protocol?
Linux based UAVs	*Wednesday June 14, 2000 @01:41PM	1
attached to Linux BIOS

robbyland (200624)

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My father was a relentlessley self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy . . . the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical . . . summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds . . . pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum . . . it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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