You, sir, are my new hero, even though you posted a funnier version of what I was about to.

The style seems familiar... have you sent a lot of hatemail here by any chance?

Is there a variant of Godwin's Law that covers someone saying it's all Microsoft's fault?

Yep, and apparently "way down" means fourth. Admittedly it's tiny compared to fossil fuel consumption, but did anyone really doubt that?

Jobs, Gates, Jack Thompson. Oh... it said cults.

I suspect that this is because most people sign up to edit or create a specific page, or just because it seemed like a good idea at the time, and don't have anything interesting or relevant to say about anything else. I know not having anything interesting or relevant to say doesn't stop all of the other 1.7%, but there you go.

Isn't this story wildly inaccurate, at least according to The Register?