The software that put man on the moon was written with the goal of putting man on the moon.

The app was written to make a quick buck.

The rest just inevitably follows from there.

Of course, any product that has had @ in the name at any point in the last, oh, decade or so can not by any means be taken seriously.

I liked the bit about her making a point of mentioning she drank a significant amount of alcohol after the incident, and that she normally doesn't do this, but hey, I was stressed out.

For those of you who've never had to deal with things like domestic abuse, that's classical weasel talk for "I was drunk as a skunk and misbehaved as a result, but I won't admit it". It was no doubt prompted by the police smelling her breath or seeing an empty bottle, and asking uncomfortable questions as a result.

We'll never know what really happened, but I'm going with "abrasive drunk woman tears techie a new one" here. Although I can understand someone losing their cool after such a long and fruitless struggle to get their connection fixed.