"..Moderator Points! Use 'em or lose 'em!"

Encouraged by moderation power I read every single comment on recent stories. Am I really this vain? Karmic passion has swept over me, rendering me helpless and mindless servant of slashdot librarians.

What am I reading here? slashdotted sites? Am I helping the /. effect and thus - must I die? And who the hell is Jack William Bell, and what is he doing in my preferences page?!?