I feel like i posted this already, posted this already.

Clean coal powered UPS trucks will create many more coal jobs.

oh dear for amd

You had shoes and magic markers! wow... I only got a dirty brick from a old shoe factory with the keyboard etched on by sharp stones. I was the joke that started the term "I bricked my computer"

Thank you. You are now being tracked and will be randomly jailed, beat up and messed with until you confess.

NSA analyst under sub-contract that was outsourced to India.

My unraid system still sticks with reiserfs. Been using it for years with no obvious issues seen, the unraid application author still seems to prefer it over any other FS.

As an atheist, I cannot accept the existence of a god particle. Now if you call it the particle known as 42, then I'm good.

That is so yesterday you old fart.

That will show those windows7 simpletons the way its to be done. While they click on the task bar, your using the keyboard and tabbing into paradise... hey wait.. [no carrier]

Folding at home? is that what the wife is for? oh wait.. this is slashdot... I meant to say, isn't that what mommy is for?

The government didn't actually change anything, the conversion from microsoft word to google docs added extra "google happy talk". Google happy talk is the text google inserts into anything it gives you to make you feel better, but sometimes it backfires when the happy talk is just made up fluff. ooooh, a shiny ball....

There is a movie (he takes some pills to make him "smart") based loosely on a guy making a fortune in the stock market by ignoring logic and stats - by just watching rumours and hype he predicted the market.

He pushed a button on a photocopy machine. The machine is a technical wonder - you put one paper in and a copy of it appears after you push a button - like magic.

Where management has a hostile attitude towards their workers and labour laws are week --- unions are the only thing that can protect the works from abuse. But... there does come a point when they no longer serve any meaningful purpose. Instead of going away they tend to become corrupt and expansionist.

kids. they watch the same movie over and over again. they also get the DVD grimy and break it. It also allows one to remove the DVD crap and just get to the movie.