Surely you jest.

I used RT at the last place I was a UNIX admin. It's not a terrible system, but writing extensions in perl/mason was not a simple task, do to what should have been simple reporting metrics.

are among the most gullible people on the planet. I have not ever met one that didn't take any anything anyone says as completely true.

What will your employers think about your pimp-slapping homepage link?

Uh, have you used a DSLR? Been able to change the exposure for years. In fact, even some P&S digitals have the feature now. Plenty of people do time-lapse with digitals.

Correlation is a measure of the probability of causation.