And FutureAdvisor provides robo-analysis for free. Sure, you can pay them 0.5% a year to manage your portfolio for you, but they tell you everything you should do.

Of course, they go heavy on international funds and REITs, and you can't have it tilt funds in the direction you want. But they encourage extremely low-cost index funds and seem to be a good option.

I think they're all done by time travelers.

Water into wine? Kool-aid.

Elijah vs. Baal prophets trying to start wood on fire? Bazooka.

Why don't they just call it the Encyclopedia Galactica like Asimov?

Engineering is the prostitution of mathematics.

Chicago is larger than Toronto - 2.7m compared to 2.5m.

What if you drop the glass plate? You're sure to crack it then.

I doubt you're really an American if you use the word "petrol."

This weird trick also boosts my testosterone.

Getting an honorary doctorate doesn't mean that people should call him Dr. Jobs.

You mean like autonomously driving cars?

Well, at least now he'll be able to move out of his parents' basement.

... unless you have another class right afterwards, or you forget one of the 10 points he outlined in class. Helping memory recall is a secondary reason to take notes. The primary is to have a complete reference for when you forget.

By this logic, the percentage of the population that play in the NBA will stabilize at some point less than 100%.

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