Yes please! And while we are at it, also in conferences during talks. In every CS conference I attend, there's more people chatting than paying attention to the talks. If you don't want to listen, just don't go. This will also make people realize the awful quality of scientific presenters in general, since they will be forced to pay attention to them.

How To Cook For Geeks... How To Cook Forty Geeks... How To Cook For Forty Geeks!

Uhm, from the "Spanish FBI" website, I read that it was a SA company, so apparently if you are really evil they will go after you after all!

I'm not an expert but I'd say that depends on what kind of company it was. If you have a SRL (Sociedad de Responsabilidad Limitada, Limited Liability Company), they can go after you for fraud (the limitation of liability is restricted to debts), otherwise I think it's harder...

Did you order a brownie with your coffee in the coffeeshop?

At least you didn't have to drive in a European city, where all the streets are one-way, and completely random... Once you know your city, it's fine, but when you arrive in a new place...

note: I'm European

Number 26: Saturation Purring

I hope this was in the "Related work" section...

SOA is short for "seksueel overdraagbare aandoening" (sexually transmitted disease).

COTS is pronounced exactly the same way as "kots": vomit.

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