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Comment Heart of Gold (Score 1) 380

I recently placed two conductive wires into the water in my toilet. I connected the wires to a Fluke multimeter and then passed the collected voltage data to my PC. Don't waste time with monkeys and typewriters or analysis of PI, people! I found a detailed description of how to create controled nuclear fusion embedded in my collected data! Don't believe me? Hey, would I lie?

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Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data encryption standard and they came up with ... Student: EBCDIC!"

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