Sneak Peek at Ashcroft/M$ Deal (Score 1)

I think it's terribly obvious what Microsoft will have to do to appease an Ashcroft Justice Department: make the Ten Commandments a menu option in EVERY Windows(tm)(r)(c) menu and display them when starting up and shutting down. Napster will only have gospel music (and each song would remind listeners not to dance of suffer the wrath of The Lord(tm)(r)(c).) AOL would be inaccessable on Sundays, bringing the total up to four inaccessable days a week (the current average is only two, but AOLTW would throw an extra one in just to piss people off). love,adam modernempire.com