repruhsent's Journal: Gayest Slashbot EVAR

I nominate GNUALMAFUERTE for the first annual GAYEST SLASHBOT EVAR award. Let me explain:

I trolled this guy a few weeks ago about how it's GNU/Linux and not just Linux and he lit up like a Christmas tree. I was bored tonight and went and read some more of his posts; all I can say is "wow." I'm astonished, really.

First off, I'm not even going into the whole religion thing, but you know something's wrong when someone compares Richard Stallman to Jesus favorably. I'm not saying I believe in God or anything like that (for the record, I am agnostic), but if he did exist, and was not the messiah, at least he helped people. If he didn't exist, this comparison serves no other purpose than blatant disrespect for others' religious beliefs.

Second of all, get a load of this. Not only does Mr. ALMAFUERTE know Stallman PERSONALLY (oh, joy! oh, rapture!), but he CONFIRMS that he does have somewhat of a problem with bathing. This ought to provide us trolls with years of material. Thank god (or, Jesus maybe) that Slashdot doesn't tear down old posts, right?

Next, we look at this little tidbit. This sounds like unhealthy obsession to me. If he thinks RMS is so cool, why doesn't he ask him to move with him to the state of California, so they can help sign the petition to put Gay marriage on the ballot.

Lastly, notice that all of this material was found from just ONE story. These posts were all made within a fairly short time, too. Doesn't Mr. ALMAFUERTE have a life? I think not. I'm a pathetic loser, I think, since I have taken a sabbatical from work to attend university, and even I don't post this many comments to Slashdot in a day (of course, most of my comments are modded down as trolls instantly, so I guess it's not a fair comparison).

Anyway, I think it's obvious - there simply is not a better candidate for the first annual "Gayest Slashbot EVAR" award than GNUALMAFUERTE. Mr. ALMAFUERTE, I salute you!