Screw the canonical Rorschak test. Let's roll our own. It's simple. You need: (1) 4x10 squares of Scott Tissue (2) One tablespoonful of Epsom salts dissolved in 24 oz. warm water. (3) A pen and a pad of paper. (4) Friends or patients as test subjects. Drink (2) as quickly as possible. When you need to use (1), fold each 4-ply segment into one square, apply, unfold and place aside to dry. Repeat until all Scott tissue has been used. Repeat (1) if necessary. Write a personal interpretation of each 1x4 ply Rorschak blot, and then square friends' or clients' interpretations against your own.

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