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Comment Warning Geeks: Stay away from ribbed condoms (Score -1) 514

Dudes: Do not switch to ribbed condoms. This is my story.

After running out of condoms, my girlfriend and I decided to try ribbed condoms. We both thought it was going to be a marketing gimic, but we figured we should try.

Now, I cannot spend any free time with the computer, because I am duty-bound to have sex!

This may seem like a dream come true, but when you're 27 instead of 19, you'd like to hit the skins maybe once per day and call it good. But OH NO, not now that my dick is super-charged with the orgasmic power of rib technology. I get home from work; she reaches for the condom drawer. I wake up, she's putting a condom on my dick. I try to go to bed...you get the idea.

DON'T BUY THE RIBBED ONES GUYS!!!

This message carries with it the spirit of sacred jihad

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