Yes, quite right. Let's have something a bit more modern, shall we?
"An innocent man was viciously beaten and then burned to death by vigilante neighbours who wrongly believed rumours that he was a paedophile."
Almost a year ago.
What did you run twice? The XOR one time pad or the ROT-13?
Why, for the love of all that is holy, is this not +5 funny?
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