Comment I say nothing. (Score 1) 686
I simply listen and do my best creepy breathing shtick during their rap. ...Then I start speeding up my breaths. If I can get them to stay on the phone through my fake climax, it's a success.
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.