Claim 1) A [noun] consisting of:
* a [adjective] [noun],
* with [adjective] [noun] [noun]
You then use software to fill in the blanks with every possible word option:
Claim 1) A [computer] consisting of:
* a [grumpy] [fish],
* with [cloudy] [metal] [socks]
Run all of these permutations through, post them online with a time stamp and under the GPL code, et voila, the prior art of everything! Wait a year and a day and you can now claim every software patent is worthless because there is "prior art" - and all you have to do is reference the website that has the "prior art of everything." Hell, that should be the website: "priorartofeverything.com"
Then, whenever anyone files a software patent, point to "priorartofeverything.com" and say, "Nope. Someone already had that idea."
The end of software patents....
Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days.