Formulas? You want Formulas?
http://people.math.sfu.ca/~cbm/aands/toc.htm

This version has the naughty bits:
http://apps.nrbook.com/abramowitz_and_stegun/index.html

And here's the Revised Standard Version:
http://dlmf.nist.gov/

Loaded 27 onto my laptop. It was so fast, the computer launched itself out of the house at FTL speed and is now tweeting from somewhere around Alpha Centauri.
Guess I'll replace it with a Chromebook.

By the time Einstein came around, it was obvious that Newtonian and Maxwellian physics were incompatible. Look up the Lortentz-Fitzgerald Contraction. The concept of the "Ether." Michelson-Morley. Etc. For Pete's sake, man, read up on the subject before you post. What wasn't clear was whether or not Einstein was right. Subsequent experiments have shown that he was.

Poster is too logical. Have IRS perform audit. And make all his private tweets public.

Actually, "Computers Don't Argue" is available in many places online, but I wouldn't want to link to one of them and have Slashdot vaporized by a Dalek.

Is a big button on the panel that says "Make it Work Like Gnome 2" Or FVWM, I'm not picky.

If we're going for disturbing transformations, the The Triumph of Time in Blish's Cities in Flight is right up there.

Actually, it's 19109

Rule of thumb... Isn't that the rule that says a man can beat his wife with a stick as long as it's no thicker than his thumb?

No