Do you find asking people 'Can I super size that for you' is just far too hard to remember, is 'Hi welcome to Walmart' just too intellectually challenging for you, good news TSA and now the US Customs Service have a career path to senior management for you.

Your post reminded me of a quote the late historian Shelby Foote repeated about a confederate soldier who when asked by a northern soldier why he was fighting (remember the overwhelming bulk of soldiers in Lee's army etc did not own slaves) responded 'because you're down here'.