Journal Journal: Yes!
Hi folks! Great news! The length of my toenail has been SEVERED to a size less becoming of a FULLY MATURE turtledove!
Hi folks! Great news! The length of my toenail has been SEVERED to a size less becoming of a FULLY MATURE turtledove!
Today is a day of great triumph! I have achieved victory over the giant woodchuck named Tim who had up until now capitalized on my EVERY MISFORTUNE!
EGADS!
I leapt to and fro and constructed several structures out of bamboo.
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. -- Bill Vaughn