
Journal Journal: Yes!
Hi folks! Great news! The length of my toenail has been SEVERED to a size less becoming of a FULLY MATURE turtledove!
Hi folks! Great news! The length of my toenail has been SEVERED to a size less becoming of a FULLY MATURE turtledove!
Today is a day of great triumph! I have achieved victory over the giant woodchuck named Tim who had up until now capitalized on my EVERY MISFORTUNE!
EGADS!
I leapt to and fro and constructed several structures out of bamboo.
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. -- Josh Billings