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The Gimp

Journal Journal: Small otters

Sometimes i wish i could be a small otter.

Sometimes small otters wish they could be me.

And sometimes, just sometimes, a GOSLING is present!
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Journal Journal: My Posts Part 2

After last months journal entry, regarding the inflamatory nature of most of my posts on slashdot, I have finally been modded down as flamebait. There is at least one person on slashdot who actually reads posts all the way through before moderating.
However I still gained quite a bit of karma from this post.

Since my last post, I have grown more comfortable in the realization that all my old posts seem to be flamebait or trolls. I am probably just a jerk, and slashdot readers seem to enjoy information mixed with snarky insults to other posters.

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Journal Journal: My Posts

I have been reading my posts from previous years and have found, much to my dismay that I appear to be a troll (albeit uncaught) and a karma whore.

On the plus side though, some of the stuff I wrote was hilarious, insulting and trollish, but pretty damn funny. I don't remember writing anything this funny. But I probably think its funny just because I have the same sense of humor as the author. :)

In related news, my tagline is not funny, I originally meant it to be annoying I think. After reading m posts I am sure I have achieved this. It is like a beautify poem composed entirely of pure annoyance. It no longer even amuses me. But I am too lazy to change it.

It's funny.  Laugh.

Journal Journal: steel veins and a yak in kenya

there's a squirrel in our ceiling. it's riding a bicycle. the bicycle has a baseball card in the spokes. i know this because our accountant told me so.

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Journal Journal: Gerbils and Me

Well now! I remembered my user name on slashdot today. It's sad when i forget it. That makes me an unhappy panda.

I have disposed of well over 5 liters of mountain dew, as well as a significant literage of other caffeinated beverages within the last couple of days. i find this fact both disturbing, and provocative of mirth.

PHP

Journal Journal: I made code.

I made some code today. Then i made some more. Now I'm all worn out and will take a KNAP.

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