Re:So I guess... (Score 1)

For those of you keeping score at home, another way to tell when someone doesn't have kids - when the server at the restaurant puts the silverware, full adult-sized water glass and piping hot plate of food immediately in front of the two year old in the booster seat; it's safe to assume that person doesn't have children.

This is also how I can tell if the someone is getting a tip or not.
Had a waitress put a bown of hot beans (for dipping chips) right infront of my 9 month old. As I'm reaching to move it (her arm still in the way) he put his hand in it and starts screaming as it's hot.
Far from learning from this she put every future dish either in front of him or right next to him.