Did they drop the use of power point?
Have they stopped labeling hallways?
Do the teachers not write information on the white board?
Does anyone wear a name tag?
Have they gotten rid of laptops?
Do they not use worksheets?
Are other students not allowed to take notes in class?
Did they outlaw pens and pencils?
The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.