Swift == (Objective-C)++

One perhaps significant fact: the Go compiler is licensed under a BSD license, Swift has started as proprietary, but may be going over to something open this year.

Dart is in fact mentioned, but it's way down in the article.

So people can't just buy small cameras which aren't phones? WtF?

It's a remarkably good excuse for the ISP not doing their job; the customer is forbidden to contact them. I think it's probably system-abuse on the part of the ISP.