Gallagher vs. the terrorists (Score 1)

"ensure that all counterfeit goods are compulsory destroyed...The simple removal of the unlawfully trademark should not be a sufficient course of action"

This just in: The custom office has just hired the comedian, Gallagher, to bring the hammer of justice down on counterfeit goods. An spokesman was quted as saying:"You think you're cute with your mac sticker on your Thinkpad? WHAM!"

"Your sticker of Calvin urinating on an all-american Ford emblem stuck onto your briefcase? WHAM!"

Custom agents are secretly hoping for a shipment of counterfeit watermelons.