Man I hear ya... It's just like all those fools calling that box on the desk a computer, when we all know a computer is actually a person who performs computations. Anyway, I gotta jump into the old horseless carriage for a spot of motoring. ;)

Don't feel bad... I assumed it had something to do with the NEO-GEO AES. Video game nerds unite!

I have a Sega Master System I still play from time to time. It was released back in 1985, which makes it 24 years old. Mostly I play Fantasy Zone, one of the first "cute 'em ups" and Spellcaster, a strange hybrid of platformer and point and click adventure.

As for computers, I have a Sony HB-75, which is from 1984. But I'm in the middle of repairing the keyboard (hard to find those microswitches these days). Mostly I use it for fun Basic programing and playing Hydlide, my one MSX cartridge.

Or you could import the DS browser (the european one even supports english) or wait untill june and get a US version. It's Opera 8.x not firefox, but it still does a bang up job with the google stuff. (gmail, chat etc.) Heck I even use it as remote for my stereo at home (thanks to ampache). The software keyboard works fine on the touch screen, it comes with a memory pack for cache etc. but it's still plenty slow. but, given the harware, maybe that's not surprising.