raelitycheckbounced's Journal: limeric land

Welcome to limeric land, population: me

limeircks

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there once was a mod on the shack, who feared that the clones would attack, built a bunker of stone, moved in all alone, staying ahead of the pack

there once was an old mate called luke, his girlfreind lisa wanted to puke, while playing quake he would eat, and on on her he did cheat, the fact she didn't kill him was a fluke

there is an old man on the shack, who secretly want's to be black, put his dong in a pump, but it shrunk to a stump, now he want's his old freind back

There is this ventolin drug, and I thought i'd give it a plug, when you're choking to death, it'll give you back breath, so you dont have to choke like a slug.

a computer lies on my desk, as I'm ponedering what to do next, In photo-shop I could play, or tell klerck that he's gay, or tell vantage his pr0n is the best

I looged onto irc today, jumping right into the fray, we trolled like some bears, and downloaded l33t warez, but it was still prety gay.

this guy gren just linked to some porn, between two ways i'm not torn, I'll stick to the race, ignore that girls ... face, looking forward to a new dawn

I opened my email to spam, at the top of my lungs yelled "oh DAMN!", no damned morgage do i need, I wish these spammers would bleed, so much for being a lamb...

I once met this yoda, small fry, seeking to be a jedi, he taught me to levitate, with my lightsaber styles he became quite irate, Yet he didn't sense i'm a sith spy.

planet earth

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Ossama jihads so hard, not seeing allah's a retard, the infidels he'd fight, yet only he was consumed by blight, and now bush has trumped his card

arafat his people would lead, being the only one there that could read, "a million martyrs" he cried, the Jews saw he had lied, and sharon will now terach him to bleed

there is an old mosque on the mount, and many grey rabbi's recount, the temple once stood, on that mount where it should, and now its time to kick the arabs out.

there's a story of a blood sucking jew, and the arab world it spread through, it was just a bad joke, jews seem like good blokes, so the arabs should eat ....

there once was a country of reds, who gambeld with bullets in head, the iron curtain did fall, and with it the berlin wall, its a pittiy the kgb isn't dead.

there is a fine country called aus, the best in the world just because, its is tolerant and free, as all nations can see, it is just and fair in its laws

there is an island most fair, and all people seek to move there, Its beaches so bright, and huge parties at night, in internment camps there's no room to spare

there once came a man to the moon, who ate his french fries with a spoon, down the lader he climbed, his words never rhymed, He's got nothing on david boon

Jesus Christ

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the lord is most wise indeed, being an offspring of david's seed, his council is sought, and he cannot be bought, in heaven he is fit to lead.

Jesus has a well remembered story, he died on a cross most gory, much wisdom he brought, and great kindness he taught, so now we can see God's glory

the people

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seung is a korean I knew, an intelligent mathematician too, many problems he'd solve, so his brain could evolve, some "rainbow theory" he's punching right through...

there is a young dentist called Lee, seeking to be financially free, he works really hard, plays all the right cards, could be mistaken for a bee

I met this guy dong from Korea, a diligent studier, it appears, and the starcraft he'd play, many zerg he would flay, if you met him you'd buy him a beer.

i met this funny guy Hau, his kung fu like like jung pow! his kung fu focused and fast, watching him move such a blast, He makes you intrigued by the tao.

I just saw some monks on tv, shaolin so wild and free, their kkung fu so great, they must masturbate, just like that dead guy bruce lee

there is a blonde bimbo named pru, who has way too much study too do, yet she wants to have rest, and will fail her test, she'll give dumb the answer of mooo.

there is a cute girl called kris., who I secretly wanted to kiss, so this limerick i write, to express my fright, that cupid's arrrow might miss.

dad works way too hard for his age, like locking himself in a cage, he needs a good rest, to watch a cricket test, or play D and D as a mage

I caught up with jimmy, you know, he was very keen to show, that he'd bought his own bar, and drunk tons ov vodkar, and in many sluts he would blow

Infidel was a lonely young buck, prowling the web to improve his luck. He came to the Shack, to read and to whack, But alas, found nothing to fuck

, There is a youg gentleman dunc., some hypocrits called him a punk, he's not an accuser. hence he can't be a looser, the wise can smell the true skunk

You are either

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a very good troll or a very sad twelve year old. Whichever you are, you are not a good karma whore.