Why would anyone, for any reason, even need to find an Arby's?

You lost all credibility on the 3rd word of your post.

They already pay Microsoft something like $5 per phone.

There are no skinny americans of any kind

I take it you have no idea how Microwave Ovens work. Maybe you should look it up

Remember the iPhone too? Apple has a track record for coming out with products using other company's names (Cisco Iphone)

No, that's not how things work in China. Apple wouldn't pull out of China either as China is one of the biggest markets for them.

Lots of people 'give a shit', myself included. Go back to Reddit or 4chan with the rest of your kind (trolls)

Kids? I'm 26

1335 would have been better - Ksharps WON ID

Do you have a better way of dealing with the retarded? I think we should feed them to various wildlife that are in danger such as Polar Bears

Due to all the feminine hygiene products and such in our drinking water, we have actually all become more feminine and therefor we are all pussies now.

So chiropractic adjustments can help her GROW A FREAKING UTERUS? She didn't develop one.

Its sad that some Chiros actually think this way. I had mine tell me about how with chiropractic care, we could fix my hiatus hernia, acid reflux and some other stuff

'Remember, there ain't no such thing as a free lunch.' there is not no such thing as a free lunch? ain't = is not