I'm white and I don't threaten cops with anything. I pull over the car, keep the hands on the steering wheel and talk in my best southern drawl i can muser: "Well howdy there officer what seems to be the problem? Was I speeding too much?" and I get away with just a warning.
Yep, it pays top be a blonde white arian guy in a bimmer in Mizzouri, I can get away with practically everything but murder.