... meatinated caffeine sticks! (Certified by the Vegan Authority of Califonia to contain no meat)

I don't want to waste my money on Blue-Ray... I am holding off until they come out with the Red 4K version. :)

cue keyboard cat!!!

Pluses:

• Simpler to design roads
• less dependence on oil
• rough roads and/or mud will slow traffic
• increased sales of shock absorbers, car washes, rubber boots and dust filters will end the recession.
• dirt is plentiful
• speeds are slower
• "high speed cop chases" will look like the "Dukes of Hazzard"

Negatives:

• Your Lambourghini will look funny with "big mudder" tires.

Good point... its "a honeypot".

Using their "trace buster busters"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3G80bplTg

Have you ever used BitTorrent? [X] -- Congratulations you are hired!

Please can we stop worrying about the artists already? Someone has to start thinking of the struggling lawyers and politicians.

Finally, Amazon can put to use their secret warehouse full of monkeys and typewriters!

Gee, I wonder if he has a relative who just happens to have a research company that could "help out". ;)