She perjured. Ergo, my interest in Jammie's case has dried up. She should be held in contempt of court.

And what's the difference between an inability to afford the RIAA's settlement, and the ridiculous damages? She will declare bankruptcy either way.

Demanding the registrar to cut off spam is as nonsensical as telling a computer company to stop selling hardware to people who can't secure it. It's a profitable business, the end.

The ONLY solution to elimination of spam is to stop it from being profitable vis a vis elimination of demand for its products.

Just a second while I head over to the eugenics lab and get the ball rolling, ok?

If you want your children exposed to intellectually stimulating content on a regular basis, you'd be well-served to throw that TV out the window. Take them to the library. Read a book. It's cheaper than TV, a bonding experience, and the walk will do you good. If you let your children watch TV willy-nilly (or internet, or PS3--whatever), then you deserve to churn out consumerist robots who value fruit punch capri suns higher than sexual fidelity.

Since leaving home at 18, I don't watch television. I don't even own one. And I count my blessings that I don't have to filter my entertainment through a 1:3 ratio of ads for crap I'll never need.

You're kidding, I'm positive. Anyone with a brain realizes homosexual sex is as likely as heterosexual sex to spread disease (they're all mucosa, pal). And the argument that homosexuality implies increased polygamic behavior is asinine, and a result of the Bush admin's 8-year-long misinformation campaign. The only possible biological reason for a perceived taboo against homosexual preferences is that man + man != baby. But really, people just fear what they don't understand. That whole guy-who-had-sex-with-a-rhesus-monkey-and-spread-aids-to-humanity-story? Never happened.

I'm sure you're with me, then, when I say it's time to abolish Christianity. TO ARMS, BROTHER!

Without proof of wrongdoing, how do you decide what punishment would be fair? Hint: there isn't one.

Do you call Cher "Lapier"? Do you call Madonna "Ciccone"? Whether he intended it or not, Galileo has evolved into a single-name entity (did you ever take science in elementary school?). People using his last name are shallow and pedantic.