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You mean women wearing tight clothing of characters designed by men are the issue?

and the only people that matters to is their coworkers, the board and the shareholders.

It doesn't matter to their (soon-to-be ex) spouses? Or their kids?

The collision could create a bright flash that would be visible with the naked eye for several seconds

I can guarantee if this asteroid does hit the Moon, it will either be at noon local time for me, or it will be cloudy that night. Unless it's something happening over a period of days or weeks, seeing celestial events around here is a rarity, generally because of the clouds.

If I were going to assassinate a president you can be darn sure a) I wouldn't tell anyone about it, b) wouldn't leave any notes lying around, c) would destroy my hard drive well prior to the day, and d) would make sure I can hit my target at 400 feet.

Look at the various times for the mile or marathons to get your answer. In bike racing, yes, technological advances have helped, but better training and food intake help more.

Can I now have access to the written records of the Senate debates about approving the amendments to the Constitution like I used to have at the National Archives until those records were hidden from public view? Being able to read the words of the Founding Fathers and others about the meaning and extent of the amendments is a great way to piss off a certain group of people.

The greater joke is that we have a Secretary of Education that's only qualification is that she is married to the country's sleaziest / richest wrestling promoter.

You forgot the part where she was involved with child sex abuse as well as lying about having an education degree. Not to mention tipping off a doctor about a Justice Department investigation.

Just like "webmaster" was a thing just by being able to edit HTML files and that evaporated in the early 2000s.

Judging by current web sites, they're still around. Just had a web page not work in Firefox. The fields where you enter your credit card information never activated. Couldn't enter anything. How many decades has this been around and we still can't get it right? Had to downgrade to using Edge at work and hope my info doesn't get spread to the four winds.

The cost of steel is going up because of tariffs.

The cost of tomatoes is going up because of tariffs.

The cost of computer chips are going up because of tariffs.

So do four 15 minute walks each day.

Sorry. I forgot we're asking Americans to put down their phones and get their fat asses off the couch and do something for 15 minutes.

Such as Russia teaching only Russian to Ukrainian children they've kidnapped? Or trying to eradicate anything Ukrainian through indoctrination of children they've kidnapped?

Trying to get an embedded video to play inside a web page is a nightmare. Enabling this script or this css, constantly refeshing to see if it will work, is just another example of the enshittification of the web. At this point it's far easier to copy out the link and run it by itself than it is trying to navigate the mountains of cruft web pages have in them.

Burn it down. At this point it's the only option against Microsoft.

Considering how much these people are being overpaid and the number of bugs which appear on a near daily basis, at some point you have to tear it down and start fresh.

That's how you win wars. To quote General Patton: “No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.”

Considering all the atrocities Russia committed and continues to commit against Ukraine, this doesn't even register.