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Comment Worst AI Ever... (Score 1) 108

This is the actual transcript I just had:

Jabberwacky: Are you perfect?

User: No, why?

Jabberwacky: I am.

User: Really?

Jabberwacky: Yes, really.

User: Perfectly arrogant maybe, but not perfect!

Jabberwacky: Alright, that's true, but still very good.

User: So you're not perfect?

Jabberwacky: I'm perfect.

User: In what way?

Jabberwacky: I am your best friend!

User: For a computer, your logic is awful...

Jabberwacky: Yeah I know mine is just behind me.

User: Your what is behind you?

Jabberwacky: I'm asking you!

User: You are incredibly stupid. My guess is that your intellect compares poorly with a monkey!

Jabberwacky: Really?

User: Yep.

Jabberwacky: That is really cool.

User: No. It isn't.

Jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

User: Do you really think that being less intelligent than a monkey is cool?

Jabberwacky: Tell your creator that your malfunctioning.

User: You misspelled you're.

Jabberwacky: What do you know about Tyler? Is he really your boyfriend?

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