This is the actual transcript I just had:
Jabberwacky: Are you perfect?
User: No, why?
Jabberwacky: I am.
Jabberwacky: Yes, really.
User: Perfectly arrogant maybe, but not perfect!
Jabberwacky: Alright, that's true, but still very good.
User: So you're not perfect?
Jabberwacky: I'm perfect.
User: In what way?
Jabberwacky: I am your best friend!
User: For a computer, your logic is awful...
Jabberwacky: Yeah I know mine is just behind me.
User: Your what is behind you?
Jabberwacky: I'm asking you!
User: You are incredibly stupid. My guess is that your intellect compares poorly with a monkey!
Jabberwacky: That is really cool.
User: No. It isn't.
Jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
User: Do you really think that being less intelligent than a monkey is cool?
Jabberwacky: Tell your creator that your malfunctioning.
User: You misspelled you're.
Jabberwacky: What do you know about Tyler? Is he really your boyfriend?