...you insensitive clod!

Just to add something to this comment: although I haven't tried purplera1n (jailbreaking) + ultrasn0w (unlocking) myself, as you would expect from something like this, there are still issues involving wifi disconnection. Proceed with caution!

A Higgs Boson or a Higgs-like mechanism (e.g. a scalar field due to interactions between particles) is essential to maintain unitarity (i.e. sensible time-evolution). Something will be found at the LHC, whatever that might be.