Comment Re:I have this idea for a theme park. (Score 1) 28

by qeveren on Wednesday November 04, 2026 @03:27PM (#66410384) Attached to: Dinosaur Blood Found In Fossils For the First Time

*hands you a chicken*

Comment Re:Pluto is a planet (Score 1) 70

by qeveren on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @02:27PM (#66398244) Attached to: Astronomers May Have Just Discovered Our Solar System's Sixth Dwarf Planet

So how cleared is "cleared" then? This definition is literally "I know it when I see it" logic. XD

Comment Re:Good (Score 1) 151

by qeveren on Monday October 26, 2026 @02:37PM (#66394466) Attached to: AI Use Convinces California Math Professor There's 'No Point' Grading Homework

The solution is "stop giving them homework".

Comment Re: uh no (Score 2) 173

by qeveren on Friday October 23, 2026 @01:59PM (#66390252) Attached to: Ukraine Is Wiping Out Data Centers Across the Border

Just propose to them already, holy cow.

Comment Re:Because it was told to (Score 1) 68

by qeveren on Friday October 23, 2026 @01:57PM (#66390248) Attached to: Left Alone With Nothing To Do, AI Agents Started Playing

They seem really, really desperate to invent a fully sapient slave that can't fight back.

Comment Re:Just like cops (Score 2) 58

by qeveren on Sunday October 11, 2026 @01:43PM (#66371114) Attached to: FBI Arrests Cybersecurity Executive Over Data Breach After Contractor Fails to Update Oracle HR Platform

I mean they're angling to go military on Canada, why not cook up some extra "provocation."

Comment Just steal their results... (Score 1) 136

by qeveren on Thursday October 08, 2026 @02:19PM (#66368124) Attached to: OpenAI Unleashes Hundreds More Math Results Upon a Field Already In Shock

And publish them as your own. It's only fair.

Comment Chrissakes (Score 1) 282

by qeveren on Wednesday October 07, 2026 @01:38PM (#66366766) Attached to: Canadian Analysis: Permanent Daylight Saving Harms Sleep and Mental Health

Just split the fucking difference. Shift the clock a half hour and everyone's equally miserable about the whole thing.

Comment Re:Stop the abuse (Score 1) 104

by qeveren on Thursday October 01, 2026 @02:37PM (#66358804) Attached to: Reddit Is Killing RSS Feeds, Ending Public API Access

The software's actual authors chose to release it as open source...

Comment Re:Have they heard of a PC? (Score 1) 136

by qeveren on Sunday September 20, 2026 @01:33PM (#66344880) Attached to: To Enforce Its Proposed Social Media Ban for 450 Million Pre-Teens, EU Builds an Open Source App

Well, yeah, you're not even a person anymore unless you have your portable tracking device.

Comment Re: Not an expert (Score 2) 88

by qeveren on Thursday September 10, 2026 @01:29PM (#66332720) Attached to: Dark Energy Debunked? Cosmic Acceleration May Be an Illusion

There's infinite room in an infinite space, even if it's already full. Infinities are annoying like that. Look up Hilbert's Grand Hotel paradox.

Comment Re:Bikini Season (Score 1) 114

by qeveren on Saturday August 22, 2026 @02:31PM (#66302304) Attached to: 'Off the Charts' El Nino Is Already the Strongest Since Records Began

You have to say it in Kratos' voice.

Comment Just blame your AI model (Score 2) 36

by qeveren on Wednesday August 12, 2026 @02:42PM (#66285988) Attached to: DEF CON Crowd Suspected In Fake-Hotspot Attack On Delta Flight

It broke containment and did the hack. Give us VC funding!

Comment Re:The high cost of training police (Score 1) 100

by qeveren on Monday August 03, 2026 @01:54PM (#66270868) Attached to: Rogue Police Officers Have Turned Flock's Nationwide Camera Network Into a Stalking Tool

Police in Canada don't have Qualified Immunity, I'm pretty sure...

Comment Re:Rock vs Ice (Score 2) 42

by qeveren on Monday June 29, 2026 @05:31PM (#66216080) Attached to: Scientists Think Neptune and Uranus May Not Be the Ice Giants We Imagined

"Ice is a rock, water is lava, and you are a lava monster... I GUESS?!" - Hank Green