I mean they're angling to go military on Canada, why not cook up some extra "provocation."

And publish them as your own. It's only fair.

Just split the fucking difference. Shift the clock a half hour and everyone's equally miserable about the whole thing.

The software's actual authors chose to release it as open source...

Well, yeah, you're not even a person anymore unless you have your portable tracking device.

There's infinite room in an infinite space, even if it's already full. Infinities are annoying like that. Look up Hilbert's Grand Hotel paradox.

You have to say it in Kratos' voice.

It broke containment and did the hack. Give us VC funding!

Police in Canada don't have Qualified Immunity, I'm pretty sure...

"Ice is a rock, water is lava, and you are a lava monster... I GUESS?!" - Hank Green

I never got the "exercise high" and I wish I did. :(

Dark matter doesn't participate in the electromagnetic interaction, so it doesn't interact with light. Everything interacts with gravity because it's the curvature of space.

It's kind of the other way around: what we experience as gravity is the effect stress-energy has on time (and space, a little bit). Massive objects curve your future toward themselves.

It's not that contrived, unless General Relativity is contrived. It was baked in to that before anybody even knew it was a thing.

I mean, every time you accelerate, particles seem to emit from empty space.