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This is why you give all your coworkers good Christmas presents and always say good things about them(especially the crazy ones). Then you wont even make it in your little black book.
Oh yea... Well I bet he hasn't been laid.
Oh wait neither have I. fuck!
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. -- Earl Wilson