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Comment Re:One Question.. (Score 1) 482

by proxxy on Wednesday July 21, 2010 @12:47AM (#32974202) Attached to: Warships May Get Lasers For Close-In Defense

Now in the news, in a massive counter-attack, Al Qaeda mounts Disco Ball on shark's head and wipes out half the US Navy.

by proxxy on Wednesday July 21, 2010 @12:00AM (#32974068) Attached to: Warships May Get Lasers For Close-In Defense

I TOLD you the tin-foil hat would protect you!!

by proxxy on Tuesday July 20, 2010 @11:55PM (#32974054) Attached to: Warships May Get Lasers For Close-In Defense

Ignore them. They're just being clown fish.

by proxxy on Wednesday June 16, 2010 @11:30PM (#32598482) Attached to: Over a Third of the Internet Is Pornographic

tea, earl grey, hot err... i mean.. pee, pearls, gay, hot

by proxxy on Thursday May 13, 2010 @02:32AM (#32189976) Attached to: Possible Breakthrough In Hydrogen Energy

Using sunlight rather than electricity [...]

What happens if I run out of hydrogen at night?

Just use your solar powered flashlight.

by proxxy on Sunday August 16, 2009 @12:42PM (#29084259) Attached to: "Easy Work-Around" For Microsoft Word's Legal Woes

Eye loose a spell checkers Andy it wrecks feline

by proxxy on Saturday August 15, 2009 @09:31AM (#29075633) Attached to: Genetic Mutation Enables Less Sleep

Mutation activated by Mountain Dew and Cheetos

...dude, mutation activated by World of Warcraft. (The cheetos and mountain dew are just buffs)