Comment Re:Spoiled ! (Score 1) 412
The real translation:
You didn't know you were born!
We had to lay sandy-coloured rocks next to slightly lighter-coloured shells on a sandy beach to encode our programs in binary. Which nothing could run. And it was lost whenever the tide came in. Or a hermit crab walked off with one of the shells.
If we were lucky, we'd get to lick the hermit crab residue off of a shell for food.
And yes, you're the only one who's reading this now...