Internet censorship will never work, neither will a voluntary reorganization to xxx.com. I hate the thought of kids running across the stuff you can see out there.

Granted, my silly product is abit risque, but probably half the reason it's not made me any money, is because I'm not willing to go the extra mile and have outright nudity and stuff on the site. Too racy for mainstream, too clean for pr0n. (Ya, Slashdot wouldn't run a story on it either!)

Anyway, the netnanny type of stuff is the only answer to protect the young and those governments that want to, uh, protect their people. Maybe that's what they need, and I'm sure the Chinese government would be willing to pay for half a billion legitimate licenses...

Bleah, give them access to pr0n and all the free viagra they want, and maybe the balls of the last 3 tigers on earth won't be ground into "traditional medicines".

Back in the 80's, lady ran a program we wrote that downloaded data from some city mainframe. She calls me up, "It's just not working, no matter what I do it doesn't finish!"

"How's the diskette?" says I, "Did you check to see if it's full?"

"Yes!! It's fine! I did a directory, and it says 'Bytes remaining Ok!'"

Classic!

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