Where the hell do you live? $25 an hour? Greedy cunt. Entry level IT guys don't make that (hell, they are lucky if they make $15!), and they have SOME skills. Burger flippers are a dime a dozen and worth FAR less than the $7+ an hour they are making now. Minimum wage is NOT MEANT to be a living wage! You are supposed to better yourself and MOVE ON from minimum wage. Jeebus... what are they teaching you kids these days?

Didn't Replay TV get sued out of existence a few years ago for attempting this very same thing? It was a sad day when I had to give up my RPTV 4000 series boxes (the last ones built with "Commercial Advance").
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReplayTV

You're right.. .not all investments make money (And I do not consistently get 1000% returns... but that would be OH so nice!) . But I have a vested interest in my investments... 401k managers do not. The point is to take your time, do your research (Slashdot has more than a few smart people as contributors and posters) and be invested in your investments!

I am a Hundred-thousand-aire, not a multi-millionaire. :-)

You both suck at investing... My Apple APR $550 calls were just sold (two weeks ago) for more than a 1000% gain.. in ONE month.10k into 100k in ONE month. My DEC calls should return the same once the fanboys buy into the iPhone 5 later this year... You gotta do your own investing. Don't rely on the funds to do it for you! (BTW, you could have bought 1/10th the number I did for about $1000 and made the same % return).

Two words: The Cloud.

How much do you pay your dedicated anti-spam guy? He hasn't been able to prevent the spam from getting to your Inbox, or the false positives from getting caught. First thing I'd do is fire him and replace him with a nice appliance =)

One word: Proofpoint.
We spent about $50K on these boxes (cluster) and our spam levels have gone to %0.0001. There is maybe one false positive a year. We have 5000 users connected to the system. Spend the money, fire your spam guy and enjoy email again.