For those of us who live in a country with a proper health care system, I get my epipen for £7.

Tummy rash and an ache, huh? Wow, all I ended up with was anaphylactic shock and almost dying in hospital at that age. Some kids get all the luck, huh?

Your righteous indignation has actually stunned me. I hope one day when something similar affects your life you have the good grace to stand by your heroic words. Personally, I'm of the opinion that a person's life is a bit more important than a snack.