Work on Magento for five minutes. PHP trying to be JAVA and just making a mess of it. I have always DEEPLY hated PHP. Its origins were far from professional, SSIs and hacks to make web page counters. I am more than happy to see it going away. I know all of the complaints about Javascript/Node, but frankly it is far better. Types are incredibly overrated, but I wish TS wasn't just window dressing as well. Like a mode instead of a bullshit build layer. Everything is flawed, except geek languages that have very limited use in practice.
I guess GO is the new LISP in that regard. Maybe GO has a chance of being more, but I haven't seen that happen yet.
Now we have to deal with whatever horror OpenAI is going to inflict on the web with its new browser and we will fragment again like the days of IE6. Frankly I am kind of sick of all of it and I wish web development could actually progress in some way besides just rolling out framework after framework trying to patch up or opinionate the "right" way to do things.
The one bit of progress now is AI related, the fact that I can say fuck off to every single CSS layer, it is much easier to build pure CSS with AI and debug that directly instead of having to remember yet another mapping of CSS aka Tailwind which is still somehow got these days.
That is my main hatred of node/TS, is that I have to BUILD it, still. Can we not get away from the days of putting in the compile floppy disk to test my code? But TS is still handy for API and DB object mapping, so even though it can't really enforce anything at runtime, it isn't totally useless, just way more useless than an actual type system for Javascript.
So my conclusion, FUCK PHP, but fuck many other things too. I am old and grumpy :) Oh yeah and I didn't mention Python, fuck that too and its not being able to figure out its version transition for years. Glad that is finally over.