Every time I read one of these, it confirms that there's no purpose in Slashdot anymore, but my muscle memory for the last ~12 years or so keeps navigating me to slashdot subconciously. Then when I figure out what I'm doing, I get all sad. Anyone else in this situation? This is not intended to be modded Funny :/

Nice try, ESR

2004 is more than 'a few months ago'

EAL-1 what? http://www.commoncriteriaportal.org/products_OS.html#OS

Congrats, this is by far the most obnoxious comment that I have ever read on this site, and that's quite a feat.