We TOLD you iPhones were difficult to repair, didn't we? Are ya happy now? Regards, Apple

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the echoes of Trump publicly and eagerly sucking Putin's cock.

Of course I'll save something: time waiting in line. Ever since our local stores started putting in self checkout lanes, I've never had to wait in line to checkout. Ever. I'll also save time not having to bag my shit a second time; I won't have to unload all of it onto a conveyor, then reload it back into my bag.