Redneck Fest Party Favor (Score 2, Funny)

Every year I venture down to the hills of Appalachia in southern Ohio for my brother-in-law's annual summer party (a.k.a. Redneck Fest). Invariably the one legged chicken from across the road ventures out to taunt the drunken fool with potato gun. I, er uh, we really hate that chicken. Do you know how hard it is shoot a one legged chicken with a potato gun when you're drunk off your ass?