Comment Has anyone asked the search engine? (Score 3, Funny) 168
Actually they did:
http://www.satirewire.com/features/satire-jeeves in terview.shtml
http://www.satirewire.com/features/satire-jeeve
I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember... Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.